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Lohan Jr.: Coke Slut in Training
I guess Lohan’s sister has the obvious dream of girls under 18 everywhere, and that is to become a coke slut via a bullshit marketing ploy of a music career. I am not entirely jealous of how easy it...
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Lohan, the supportive sister….
Lohan has one of those psycho mother, who had dreams of being famous but only landed a job as a Rockette, doing the fuckin’ Can-Can back in the 70s. Now I am not anti-showgirls, but I realize being a...
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I am – Lindsay and Ali Lohan in Jewish Outfits of the Day
Here are some pictures of Lohan and Little Lohan wearing Jewish outfits of the day like they were Jewish, but the reality is that the Jewish outfit of the day isn’t only for Jewish people anymore and...
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Ali Lohan is Not Hot of the Day
Here’s ugly duckling Ali Lohan out and about wherever the fuck she is. I am not sure why I am posting it, but she’s ugly. It reminds me of this thin-lipped long chinned lesbian who used to play Rugby...
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Ali Lohan’s Already Showing Off her Tits of the Day
Ali Lohan may look like she’s 40, but last I heard she’s 15 and I can only assume that she’s been put onto some kind of hormone therapy by her mother to start the gravy train as soon as possible,...
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Lohan and Ronson’s Myspace Ad Predicts the Future of the Day
I was checking the obits today to see if anyone I know has passed on. I do it every couple of days, not because I plan on going to funerals, but because I just like knowing, especially when they are...
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Ali Lohan’s Inappropriate Photoshoot of the Day
Here are some pictures of Ali Lohan doing a photoshoot. I am not going to lie, I am a little torn because of these, sure I deem them totally inappropriate, as her dress is sheer and her titties are...
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Lindsay Lohan is Still the Star in my Eyes of the Day
I love this security guard in this video, maybe it’s because I hate the paparazzi, but it’s probably because the dude is cool. He’s telling the scummy paparazzi to fuck off and when they tell him he’s...
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Lindsay Lohan and Her Sister in their Bathing Suits of the Day
There was a time Lohan was desperate enough to answer my text messages and emails. Those days are long gone and it hurts my feelings that she didn’t have the decency to break up with my, she just...
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Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day
Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day,...
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Ali Lohan Modeling for her Sister’s Clothing Line of the day
Lindsay Lohan is following her family legacy by exploiting family members for personal gain. Here is Ali Lohan in a campaign for her sister’s 6126 clothing line and I guess it’s only natural that the...
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Ali Lohan is the Jailbait Disappointment of the Day
I don’t understand how with only 5 months before her 18th birthday, this Ali Lohan, sister of haggard Lohan, hasn’t pulled a Miley, Taylor Momsen, or capitalized on her sisters name in order to get...
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Ali Lohan Skinny Girl Porn of the Day
People always hate on the skinny chicks…those people…usually fat chicks… I’m married to a fat chick and there’s nothing nice about it…it feels gross, it looks gross, and if she’s fat enough, it smells...
View ArticleAli Lohan Gets Pizza of the Day
The paprazzi are hilarious…who the fuck cares that Ali Lohan is out picking up a fucking pizza….who cares if anyone is out picking up a fucking pizza….except maybe Kate Upton, since she’s all the rage...
View ArticleAli Lohan Sings for Youtube and It Freaks Me Out of the Day
This Ali Lohan singing video weirds me the fuck out…from start to finish…not because she can or can’t sing, I watched it on mute, because I don’t care to hear her sing…but because there’s really no...
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